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Sunday, May 4, 2008

Stock Market Jokes


The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.


What's the difference between buying a lottery ticket and buying a penny stock? In the first case, you help finance your local community swimming pool. In the second case, you help finance the stock promoters home pool.

My broker and I are working on a retirement plan. Unfortunately, it's his!

A long term investment is a short term investment that failed.

A stockbroker is someone who invests your money till it's all gone!

It was so cold today I saw a stockbroker with his hands in his own pockets.

A market analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today!

I'm thinking of leaving my husband, complained the broker's wife. "All he ever does is stand at the end of the bed and tell me how good things are going to be."

Momentum Investing: The fine art of buying high and selling low.
Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower

Q: Why did God create stock analysts ?
A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.

** How do you define Bear Market?
9 to 10 month period, during which
children don't get any pocket money,
wife doesn't get any jewellery,
and husband doesn't get any sex!

** Trader in the stock market recently changed his daughter's name from SHRUTI to SHRAXIS.
Because UTI bank is now AXIS bank!

** The Pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
The Optimist sees the glass half full.
The Trader JUST ADDS WHISHKY...

Relax on Weekends......................

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ravi said...

good site. i like it . i will try it monday onwards. But in intraday whats the sl. the pivot is sl?

May 4, 2008 at 12:34 PM

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